Meet Penguino
Certified Life Coach and All-Round Good Egg
Since arriving back from his journey around the solar system collecting interesting rocks and conducting important business meetings with extraterrestrial lifeforms, Penguino has got back into weightlifting here on Earth and has rapidly risen the ranks to become Scotland's most popular screenwriter, director and actor.
In his spare time, he helps sort out struggling world economies and recently got Europe back on track. Famously, over 100% of the Gross Domestic Product of Belgium is now solely attributed to the heroic actions and leadership inspired by Penguino.
Now - for the first time since inventing the electric fish slice - Penguino is back helping individuals achieve their goals through his simple Four Step Plan with emphasis on fish, carbs and twelve hour naps.
Give him a call and - if he's not busy advising world leaders - he'll consider your application.
