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  • Pick Up a Penguin

    2,500£
     
    The Original and Best
    Valid for one year
    • A mixed bag
    • Positive Reviews
    • Compliments

  • Elite Penguin Pack

    5,000£
     
    For the Finer Things in Life, such as Moon Rocks
    Valid for one year
    • Eye contact
    • A saucy wink
    • Unlimited invisible fish

  • The Premium Package

    10,000£
    Every year
    You can't afford NOT to sign up!
     
    • Unlimited Mindfulness
    • Up to Three Temporal Musings per Calendar Year
    • Forty (40) Winks

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